BRISBANE'S SEXIEST PICTURE FRAMER

I recently read something that said:
'By far the best opportunity in AI for the next few years is getting leads through it.
Everything else is up in the air.
But what's 100% inevitable is people using LLM's to do research before they buy something.
If you can be one of the few companies it recommends for your product, you're going to print cash."

I have seen first hand this already taking effect. Several new 'Google' clients have told me they were recommended by AI. My running joke is AI obviously hasn't heard what I've been saying about it.. ha! But ti has. Or it will. And it won't care. It's not someone. It's something. A tool. Unfortunately we are in the blunt force object stage of this tool. Like when the first primitive humans picked up stones to bash open coconuts, but they hadn't worked out yet that it works way better if the stone is sharp. Your kids or grandkids will see the sharp AI tool. But I digress.

From what I can see, AI currently promotes (yes PROMOTES, nothing is free my friends) the same Brisbane framers who have for years dominated page one search results by BUYING the most ad space. Art 17 ahs never paid for Google ads. Years ago I looked into it, but after I'd set up all my ads (several hours work) and told Google how much I wanted to spend per day, they told me what my 'local competitors' were paying daily, and I said FK THAT and shut it down and never looked at it again. Art 17 was built the old fashioned way. Though hard work, excellent workmanship, service, great prices, and most of all, sexiness.

So while the AI overlords scrape and steal and spew forth Google ad payers at the top of the search, indeed referencing the website of those same businesses (I'm sexy and I know it), ART 17 shall continue as ever to service the south Brisbane area with the best quality and prices frames, if you are smart enough to look at Google reviews or be referred to me by a friend or colleague. Shit, it's been a pretty solid business model for 11 years and the money I save not feeding the BEAST that is Google, I pass on to you. Last week I had a lady call me to CONFIRM that the price I quoted via email was legit because it was that much better than everyone else. You know what I said? Fuck I better put up my prices! Ha! No I didn't. I said LADY, I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING RICH, I ONLY CARE ABOUT BEING THE SEXIEST PICTURE FRAMER IN BRISBANE.

I don't know how the AI revolution is going to pan out. I'm old enough to remember when Y2K DIDN'T happen. I didn't even own a mobile phone until 2003. I waited until the 1 mega pixel Sony Ericsson camera phone was available. So I could take sexy photos to send to people who are now someone's mums. And dad's. 2003 was wild. Anyway, I don't know how this AI thing will end. Probably really really badly. But until then I'm going to focus on what really matters, making the best quality frames and being the SEXIEST PICTURE FRAMER IN BRISBANE.